Trampolines
julianastheory88: wanna know something ironic?
Wonga of Doom: always
julianastheory88: my sis and i were talking and she was like "remember when we used to play on the trampoline down the street like everyday...we should start playing on that again"
Wonga of Doom: oh ,y dog
Wonga of Doom: *my
julianastheory88: lol
Wonga of Doom: just wow
julianastheory88: speachless?
Wonga of Doom: no 'cause that'd imply I"m thinking stuff
Wonga of Doom: I just hafta keep talking
Wonga of Doom: and talking
Wonga of Doom: and talking lalallallal ooo look a bird
julianastheory88: what to avoid thinking?
Wonga of Doom: nothing, BARRY BONDS!
julianastheory88: trampoline
Wonga of Doom: fly ball
julianastheory88: ur gf on a trampoline
Wonga of Doom: 667th homerun
julianastheory88: with a lacey thong from france
julianastheory88: on a trampoline
Wonga of Doom: oh and it's snagged outta the air by Tori Hunter
Wonga of Doom: take me out to the balllllllll game
julianastheory88: ohh on a trampoline in a skirt
Wonga of Doom: buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks
Wonga of Doom: I don't care if we ever get back
Wonga of Doom: for it
Wonga of Doom: s
julianastheory88: trampoline
Wonga of Doom: root, root root for the hooooooooooome teeaaaam
Wonga of Doom: if they don't win it's a shame!!!
Wonga of Doom: for its 1! 2! 3 strikes your out at the
Wonga of Doom: old
julianastheory88: wearing a low cut shirt on a trampoline
Wonga of Doom: balll!!!
julianastheory88: with you
Wonga of Doom: game!!!!!
julianastheory88: and lacey underwear from france
Wonga of Doom: beer
Wonga of Doom: hotdogs
julianastheory88: oh better year the shirt from france that ties in two places
julianastheory88: that means no bra...
julianastheory88: once again trampoline
Wonga of Doom: s-
Wonga of Doom: london bridge is falling down
julianastheory88: bounce
Wonga of Doom: 's!
Wonga of Doom: off the left field wall!
julianastheory88: more like boobs bounce when jumping on a trampoline
julianastheory88: in a french lacey thong with you
julianastheory88: especially when wearing a shirt that you cant wear a bra with
Wonga of Doom: *turns head and accidentally notices Alex's "screw me" icon
julianastheory88: on a trampoline
Wonga of Doom: oh look
Wonga of Doom: a monkey with a waffle
julianastheory88: oh look a trampoline
Wonga of Doom: there's no tampoline
Wonga of Doom: liar
julianastheory88: theres one down my street
julianastheory88: one of the big really bouncy ones
Wonga of Doom: *do not think about Man Show do not think about Man Show
julianastheory88: think about me and you on a trampoline
Wonga of Doom: jumping up and down innocently
julianastheory88: think about you falling over while jumping up and down and lieing on top of me
julianastheory88: O:-)
Wonga of Doom: *closes Alex and Thomas
julianastheory88: i know you really want this to happen
julianastheory88: and i know your thinking about it
julianastheory88: cept theres probably a loss of clothing
Wonga of Doom: oh no there goes my sock
julianastheory88: what was that, there goes your shorts?
Wonga of Doom: SOCK
julianastheory88: your shorts are gone...what ashame i guess that leave you in your boxers
Wonga of Doom: ...still decent
julianastheory88: what if i accidentaly fell over and your boxers accidentally fell off?
Wonga of Doom: then I'd assume that foul play was at hand
julianastheory88: not so much foul more dirrrty
Wonga of Doom: *tugs shirt collar
julianastheory88: what? my shirt came off?
julianastheory88: opps....
Wonga of Doom: I'll...just tape that back on
julianastheory88: theres no tape...
julianastheory88: oh well
Wonga of Doom: yeah what a shame
julianastheory88: well if my shirts off its only fair if your is off too... i guess that would leave you wearing a sock
julianastheory88: :-P
Wonga of Doom: on my p****?
julianastheory88: no on your foot
Wonga of Doom: eep
julianastheory88: :-P
julianastheory88: yes ur wearing only a sock while on a trampoline with ur gf
julianastheory88: what ashame
Wonga of Doom: truly
julianastheory88: am i being meannnnn?
julianastheory88: or just a tease?????
julianastheory88: or are you completely enjoying my taking advantage of the situation?
Wonga of Doom: a little bit of 2-3
julianastheory88: :-P
Wonga of Doom: ...not the tongue smiley
julianastheory88: :-P
Wonga of Doom: .
julianastheory88: french risque thongs...
Wonga of Doom: what about 'em?
Wonga of Doom: damnit
julianastheory88: ur gf wearing one while ur on a trampoline with her
Wonga of Doom: you don't have to use those pronouns, I know who my girl is
julianastheory88: aww
julianastheory88: yeah so your still wearing a sock...with me on a trampoline in lacey underwear
julianastheory88: i wonder what is going through your head?
Wonga of Doom: you still have a skirt at least
julianastheory88: oh i lost my skirt?
julianastheory88: i wonder how that happened
Wonga of Doom: so do I
julianastheory88: probalby your fault
julianastheory88: :-P
Wonga of Doom: pshaw
julianastheory88: so you have a sock and i have lacey french underwear...on a trampoline...together
Wonga of Doom: noted
julianastheory88: hmm i wonder what happens next... what do you think happens next?
Wonga of Doom: the neighbors come home and call the cops
Wonga of Doom: we get arrested by the cops, where I end up getting assraped many times
julianastheory88: yes it is in the middle of a little wooded area where no one can see!
julianastheory88: and you feel on top of me?
julianastheory88: how did you manage that?
Wonga of Doom: again?
Wonga of Doom: pro'lly your fault
julianastheory88: prolly was :-P
julianastheory88: O:-)
Wonga of Doom: oh wow
julianastheory88: like my story?
julianastheory88: well actually your story?
Wonga of Doom: it's not for children
julianastheory88: that im having fun wrongly interpreting
Wonga of Doom: lol
Wonga of Doom: as long as your happy
julianastheory88: course not its definatly RRRRR
julianastheory88: its distracting me
Wonga of Doom: all good
julianastheory88: do u like it?
Wonga of Doom: suspensful
julianastheory88: oh really what are you waiting for?
Wonga of Doom: not sure yet
julianastheory88: the climax?
Wonga of Doom: pro'lly some twists and turns
Wonga of Doom: there can be more than one climax
Wonga of Doom: especially in this story
julianastheory88: mmm i like this story
Wonga of Doom: I'm glad
julianastheory88: so ive written enough whats going on in ur head about what might happen next?
Wonga of Doom: I'm waiting for you to finish the story
julianastheory88: well what would you like to happen?
Wonga of Doom: some action or adventure
julianastheory88: theyll be a lot of action... ull be getting it
Wonga of Doom: oh shibby
julianastheory88: this story is hard to finish
julianastheory88: i think ill leave it at an open end
julianastheory88: and you can finish it since i needa go help my mom
Wonga of Doom: now you're just 1-2
julianastheory88: you want my help finishing it?
Wonga of Doom: please, I'm not in a creative mood
julianastheory88: hmm well you said youd hold me so i would assume ud put your arms around me
julianastheory88: perferably while kissing me
julianastheory88: lots of kissing specially french kissing... and down my neck
julianastheory88: next would come touching, massaging and rubbing
julianastheory88: with more kissing of course
Wonga of Doom: as good as it would feel, I'm not sure you mean back
julianastheory88: ill leave that up to you ;-)
Wonga of Doom: a'right
julianastheory88: where was i?
Wonga of Doom: rubbing
julianastheory88: ah well next would come kissing...other places? and licking and sucking
Wonga of Doom: ..
julianastheory88: ...also other places
julianastheory88: oh and more lack of clothing..not that theres much more that can be lost
Wonga of Doom: did I lose my last sock?
julianastheory88: yeah
julianastheory88: *hands patrick last piece of clothing*
Wonga of Doom: ... a-..
julianastheory88: then theyre would be umm... bouncing on the trampoline
Wonga of Doom: weee
julianastheory88: ...together
Wonga of Doom: weeeenerweeeeeee
julianastheory88: and then we would fall asleep in each others arms
julianastheory88: cuz that is the perfect ending to any story
Wonga of Doom: lol
julianastheory88: what did you think of my story?
Wonga of Doom: encore
julianastheory88: oh lala patrick!
julianastheory88: well it looks like i suceeded at making you think about trampolines
Wonga of Doom: Ill never look at a trampoline the same way again
julianastheory88: is that a bad thing?
Wonga of Doom: no
julianastheory88: good :-P
Wonga of Doom: sounds like you liked the story as much as I did
julianastheory88: i wouldnt want to ruin ur opinions of trampolines
julianastheory88: depends how much did you like it?
Wonga of Doom: very well written with plenty of character development
julianastheory88: what emotional/physical/mental imact did the story have on you?
Wonga of Doom: well
Wonga of Doom: there is no mental any more
julianastheory88: hmm?
Wonga of Doom: physically I got a big rise out of it
Wonga of Doom: emotionally, I feel as though I will love you forever
julianastheory88: awww
julianastheory88: wow the entire point of that was too see how long you could think about baseball
julianastheory88: i love you too
Wonga of Doom: haha
Wonga of Doom: nice
julianastheory88: well i g2g
julianastheory88: im gunna help zozo study
Wonga of Doom: ok
Wonga of Doom: I'll go to bed then
julianastheory88: right


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